In the summer of 2025, Manchester United prioritised rejuvenating their attacking line over bolstering their midfield.
Now they've been humiliated by the Hollywood showbiz bible Variety, doesn't there come a moment when you actually feel a bit ...
In an astonishing state giveaway, the Government is handing failed asylum-seeking families a £40,000 bribe to go home with enough money to buy a place in the sun, writes SUE REID.