I recently made the mistake of purchasing the thickest, heaviest socks I could find because I’m always cold and hey, more is more when your feet are freezing. It seemed like a great idea at the time ...

"Out of fashion" would seem to imply you were once in it, which may not be the case. Let's say you are far outside the realm of fashion. You can't even see it from where you are. Tube socks were never ...