When the idea of making a film based on the game Battleship was first floated, most everyone not involved rolled their eyes. When it was learned that the film would involve aliens? Well... "Battleship ...

But while Lt. Hopper (Kitsch) and his good-looking crew (Brooklyn Decker, Rihanna) perform admirably in their fight, the film does nothing for your confidence in the event of an alien attack. This ...