No ifs, ands or boos about it. Did you catch our Halloween puns back there? If so, get ready, because we've, ahem, unearthed an entire stockpile of funny puns and Halloween one-liners in honor of ...

Two cannibals were eating a clown – one said to the other: “Does he taste funny to you ... quaking in our boots or cracking jokes. This Halloween I'm going to dress as a zombie Suffragette ...